Have you ever met, married, and buried someone all in the span of five minutes? You have if you’re Kat McCoy who has the uncanny ability to end relationships before they ever begin. She wants nothing more than to spend her thirty-fourth birthday drinking Flirtinis and watching Yankees baseball with her two BFFs and Drag Daddy (a.k.a. Bitsy Bouffant). However, they are certain that there is more to Kat’s year and half long dating drought than meets the eye and are determined to prove it by thrusting her into the company of twenty eligible bachelors. It takes bribes of designer shoes and Godiva chocolates to get her there and an open bar to keep her. But once the Date and Dash gets rolling, it is one fabulous five-minute adventure after another. The experience sends Kat on an involuntary journey of self-discovery that leads her to question both her sex appeal and sexuality, face the painful past that led her to celibacy, and admit that she’s the Dr. Frankenstein of dating who turns every man into a monster in her mind.

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Did you know that the Virgin Mary had an evil twin? Neither did the outrageous residents of Steadfast, Kentucky until she showed up to sabotage their annual Ham Happening--a three-day celebration of all things pork. When Myrtle arrives and embarks upon a mission involving performing pigs, a sadistic soap star, the Miss Ham Honey pageant, same sex marriage, big hair, and genetic engineering, it is left up to festival president Tancy Sloane, a rebel in her own right, to decide whether to stop the renegade saint...or to join her. The Miracle of Myrtle: Saint Gone Wild is sweet tea with a big shot of bourbon and a juicy slice of the supernatural. Prepare for a party on every page..s

                             ISBN: 978-0-9817472-8-6

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                                              Published by Arctic Wolf